Wednesday, July 14

The Lovers Need To Clear The Road

My girl Rihanna can always pull through for me. I went to the "Last Girl on Earth Tour" and had an absolute ball. Girrrl can put on a show. She performed all my favorite songs and simply proved that she is one baaaaad bitch. I came home from the concert even more inspired to rock a patent-leather thong leotard and dye my hair a firey red; no one can rock hair flips like Rihanna.

I love Rihanna because she is a classy lady who knows that sometimes you just need to stick your middle finger in the air.